): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
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