I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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