my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
it's not cheating when I paid for it
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
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