I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
What changed your mind?
Being sober
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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