Who wears a wallet chain?!
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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