He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
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Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
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WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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