just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
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Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
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Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
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