I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
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Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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