If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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