Porn is love you can see.
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
I have demons in me.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
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