My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Randomize