I must be too annoying 4 u.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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