THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
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She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
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my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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