Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
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I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
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Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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