I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
