I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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