Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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