i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
Randomize
