What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
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A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
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She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
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Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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