I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
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Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
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we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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