you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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