Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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