how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
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Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
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Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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