I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
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he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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