we have pet lesbian snakes
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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