she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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