Define "chronic" masturbator.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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