Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
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why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
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You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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