i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
I accidentally burped into my bong.
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
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it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
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So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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