So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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