Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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