so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
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I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
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Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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