idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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