I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
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You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
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Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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