Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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