Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
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Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
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Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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