Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
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As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Can you bring me the toilet please
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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