Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
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Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
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my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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