I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
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so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
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They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
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