Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
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Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
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spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
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