i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
I need a beard to bite.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
I want a musical about memes.
Randomize
