Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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