Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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