So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
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Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
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It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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