My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
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I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
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MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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