i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
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God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
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You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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