Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
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My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
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One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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