I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
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Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
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Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
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