She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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