i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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