DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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