Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
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we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
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Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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