Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
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Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
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because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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