Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
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The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
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IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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