Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
jump out the window naked night went bad
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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