My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
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did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
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He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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